"One time Geno and I were up late past our bed time setting each other's farts on fire. I was probably eleven at the time. My mom came upstairs and told us to be quiet or I wouldn't be able to go to my friend's house the next day. We were quiet for a few minutes and then started up setting farts on fire and laughing our asses off again. Then Geno set one of my farts off and it created a mushroom cloud fireball that shot out and suck BACK IN TO MY ASS. It was one of the most painful things I've ever felt. That's when my mom came back in the room and told me I couldn't go to my friend's house the next day. Totally worth it."